February 2012
So I turned 18 today and I realize I'm nowhere...
Sick.
FBI: Why'd you steal the Declaration of Independence?
Nicolas Cage: #Yolo
“The US government hates religious institutions SO much that it lets them keep a...”
– Jon Stewart, on the so-called “war on religion.” (via seriouslyamerica)
Last week I needed 67 credits. Now my teacher said...
Stoked!
ciel-errant asked: If I meet you in real life...oh wait
Led Zeppelin- 1969: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2011: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
